Saturday, September 24, 2011

Saturday night: the couch.

Jeremy: What are you doing?

Jill: [About to edit single solitary blog post. Again.] Nothing.

Jeremy: Are you editing your post?

Jill: ...No?

Jeremy: Stop it!

Jill: But...there are words that don't need to be there!

Jeremy: Knock it off!

Jill: But...I want to fix it!

Jeremy: You're going to be like Guns N' Roses, re-editing Chinese Democracy every day for the next twelve years. Quit it!

Jill: But...I want to make it better!

Jeremy: So did Axl Rose.

Jill: ...Touche. [Hits "publish."]

[end scene]

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