Jeremy: What are you doing?
Jill: [About to edit single solitary blog post. Again.] Nothing.
Jeremy: Are you editing your post?
Jeremy: Stop it!
Jill: But...there are words that don't need to be there!
Jeremy: Knock it off!
Jill: But...I want to fix it!
Jeremy: You're going to be like Guns N' Roses, re-editing Chinese Democracy every day for the next twelve years. Quit it!
Jill: But...I want to make it better!
Jeremy: So did Axl Rose.
Jill: ...Touche. [Hits "publish."]